Red Issue
a leading manchester united fc fanzine, retailing at a couple of quid.
it is also officially the most popular football related messageboard in the whole world in which discussions can vary from w-nking in your mother’s bra whilst shuffling your ipod in prague, to tropical fish. football discussion is often secondary to general chat, unless united are in the news for something ridiculous and unheard of, such as selling their best player and replacing him with a midget scouse crock.
behind the harebrained, foolhardy exterior lies an intelligent bunch of people, who all think burnley is a sh-t hole. forums in our shadow include the frankly embarr-ssing boo moon and grief-stricken rawk – which both provide delicious anecdotes of utter, utter everest-esque f-ckwittery to keep us smiling on slow news days.
f-ck you. viva red issue.
person 1: what’s the best site on the world wide web?
wise man: red issue.
person 1: cool. where can i get up-to-the-minute united news?
wise man: rawk.
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