Red Light Express
the phenomenon that occurs when a person is very much in a hurry to arrive at a designated location (i.e. meeting, job interview, date, rendezvouz, etc.) but hits every red light on the way said location, causing him or her to arrive significantly later than expected
guy #1: “hey man, i thought you said you were gonig to be here in ten minutes?”
driver: “i would have been if i didn’t hit the red light express all the way over here.”
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