red matter
when your partner is on her period, you proceed to open her v-g-n- very widely and then p–p in her. you then have s-xual intercourse, mixing the p–p and period blood. you lastly eat her out.
1: so did you get it on with your gf last night?
2: no
1: why?
2: because she was on her period.
1: why don’t you give her some red matter.
2: whats that?
1: it’s where you….
2: jesus christ man!!! that’s the best idea ever! imma go call her now.
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