Red Merlin
a specific s-xual maneuver that looks similar to the ice cream treat of the same name sold in ice cream trucks (cherry dip code with chocolate sprinkles around the base of the cone). a woman has s-x with a man during her period, and halfway through, pulls out, revealing his p-n-s to be covered in blood. she then takes a bowl of freshly trimmed pubic hair that she has prepared ahead of time – a la the gorilla mask – and tosses the tr-mm-ngs around the base of the p-n-s. then, she takes a camera phone picture and sends it to her friends.
after she gave me a red merlin last night, i’ve been picking pubic hairs out of the dried blood on my p-n-s all day.
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