red neck moment


a moment in which ignorance overwhelms the mind of an otherwise rational and logical caucasian male.
nick: jesus bj what happended to your eye?

bj: i got in a fight with my cousin at the family reunion.

victor: what did you you do, kiss her?

bj: no, i kissed her mother.

brian:dawm! now thats a red neck moment right there.

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