red neck threesome
the act of having intercourse with a woman more than six months pregnant.
stipulations:
1)the unborn child must be of relation to you or a close acquaintance.
2)the unborn child can not be your child.
hey ma, just had a red neck threesome with uncle mike’s wife.
the act of masturbating and licking ones armpit simultaneously.
because his girlfriend would never go for it, cletus had his own redneck threesome.
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