Red Ninja


another name for a girl’s period. this is because your periods can sneak up on you out of nowhere like a ninja. the red’s because of the girl’s period.
girl 1: ugh! the red ninja caught me today!
girl 2: was his name (t.o.m.)?
girl 3: yup
slang for triple c’s, aka coricidin cold and cough. contains dxm and will mess you up.
ryan: ouch, did you feel that?
tom: no dude, what?
ryan: that red ninja just kicked me.

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