red noodle


a red noodle results from a man having s-x with a woman during menstruation. upon withdrawal of the penile shaft from the menstruating v-g-n-l sheath, the p-n-s is covered with menstrual blood giving it its red color.
man! i boned that chick hard last night. but the b-tch didn’t tell me aunt flo was visiting! when i pulled out, i had myself a bonifide red noodle! it was an abomination i tell ya!

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