Red Panty Night
a night meant for celebrating a special occasion; hence, your wife will wear her red fancy panties to bed you.
this is a term introduced by ufc featherweight champion conor mcgregor, who is a large pay-per-view draw and, in turn, a large pay day for whomever fights him (win or lose).
“i can make you rich. i change your b-m life. you fight me, it’s a celebration. when you sign to fight me, it’s a celebration. you ring back home, you ring your wife. ‘baby, we’ve done it. we’re rich, baby. conor mcgregor made us rich. break out the red panties.'” – connor mcgregor
“i just got a raise! now we can finally afford that honeymoon in paris that you’ve always wanted. it’s a red panty night, baby.”
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