red robin

place where 15-25 year old thug-life wannabees hang on friday/sat-rday night to don their fake louis vuitton and parasuco couture, and to show off who made the most money dealin’ this week, only to realize they don’t have enough to tip their poor overworked and underpaid waitress more than 50 cents on their $98 bill, and then realize that they don’t even have 98 dollars…so they magically discover “hair” in all their food and get it for free.
“hey lakishia, tyrell, y’all wanna hit up red robin’s fo summa dat speckled lemonade? i hear if we put our own hair in the food we get it all fo’ free! dis sh-t be betta than the soup kitchen!”
red robin (nasdaq: rrgb) is a chain of casual dining restaurants founded in 1969 in seattle, washington, usa and now headquartered in greenwood village, colorado. the chain is best known for its gourmet burgers and bottomless steak fries as well as its freckled lemonade. currently bob mccorey is the largest employee and is known company wide for once eating an outstanding 12 burgers in one sitting.

the first red robin still stands at the corner of furhman and eastlake avenues e. in seattle, at the southern end of the university bridge. this building dates from 1940 and was first called sam’s tavern. the owner, sam, sang in a barber shop quartet and could frequently be heard singing, “when the red, red robin goes bob, bob, bobbin’ along.” (henry woods) he liked the song so much that he eventually changed the name to sam’s red robin. it eventually dropped the “sam” and simply became red robin. the first restaurant was 1,200 sq. feet. in 1973 the restaurant expanded their business to include their most well known hamburgers including the famous red robin bacon cheeseburger and the royal red robin burger which has a fried egg on the patty. in 1979 red robin regulars, mike and steve snyder, decided to open their own red robin in yakima, wash. the snyder group company becomes red robin’s first franchisee. in 1980 red robin was well on its way to becoming “america’s gourmet burgers & spirits” by opening a restaurant in portland, ore. in 1983 red robin adopted a mascot named red who became an overnight success and a favorite of children everywhere. in 1994 the company introduced their “bottomless steak fries.” in 2000 the company celebrated the opening of its 150th restaurant. as of february 2007, there are 307 locations across the united states and 18 in canada.

big three: mayo, tomato, lettuce
big four: mayo, tomato, lettuce, pickles
big five: mayo, tomato, lettuce, pickles, onions
big six: mayo, tomato, lettuce, pickles, onions, red relish
red robin hostesses are the best.
red robin has the best burger.
“hi. thank you for calling mall 205 red robins. this sharon speaking. how may i help you?”
a chat room female who does not care who she cyber s-xes
or phone f-cks. a female who loves to hear the lotion masterbating on a mans c-ck. loves that phone s-x.
the female does married, old, ugly or r-t-rded. she lives
for chat talk, cyber s-x and phone s-x.
has been known to f-ck in alleys or mens bathrooms.
hey dude, you should have seen that b-tch red robin.
she was telling me all about -ss f-cking her and she said
she would love to have two c-cks in her at the same time.
when a man goes down to give oral s-x to a woman and she moans red robin and the man stops briefly to say yum!
i was eating becky’s p-ssy last night and she screamed

“red robin” and i came up for air and said yum!
the s-xual act of orally siphoning menstrual blood directly from the v-g-n- and transferring to the donor’s mouth.
“red robin, yummmmmmm”
see: sea gulling (for men)

red robin is a woman’s answer to sea gulling (throwing s-m-n at) and for obvious reasons, could only occur at a certain time of the month. collect menstrual blood in her hand, wait for the seagulling culprit to approach, and fling it at him while saying “red robin!” (in the same tune as the red robin restaurant commercials) to which he will be totally disgusted -but as the commercial suggests, he will have no choice but to reply “yummmmm” even though thoroughly disgusted.
“it took a few weeks, but i finally got my revenge on him for sea gulling (throwing s-m-n at) me. i hid behind the bathroom door and red robined him as he was getting out of the shower. ”
when you’re driving on the freeway at a rate of speed that is higher than the posted speed limit, and get p-ssed on the right, most notably by a semi-truck.
i just got red robined by that truck!

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