Red Rocket Syndrome


a mental disorder where your too horney to control your arrection. this usually results in a”moose knuckle” (buldge) or worse.

– see “moose knuckle” for further explanation.
boy- oh little jimmy seemed awfuly happy to see you today!
girl- yea, i could tell from his red rocket syndrome… his b-n-r poked me when i hugged him…

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