red ryder
n. 1)when a guy shoots himself in the eye while whacking off
2)somthing hot enough which, if whacked off to, can cause a guy to shoot himself in the eye
3)a bb gun
1) little jimmy finally got a red ryder on his birthday.
2) that pink chick is a total red ryder.
3) bubba likes to pump his red ryder fast and hard until something shoots out of the end.
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