Red Tail Bandit
when an individual gets pounded -n-lly so violently that the wounds created from the -ss beating begin to bleed profusely. this in turn causes the individual to become lethargic and p-ss out. meanwhile, the other individual pulls his bl–dy stump from the bl–dy wasteland of what used to be a r-ct-m and blows a hot load over the lifeless body.
ryan: did you hear about mark and jeff?
mike: yeah, mark woke up this morning delerious.
ryan: i heard jeff and him were messing around all night last night, and jeff ended up giving mark a red tail bandit.
mike: yeah, mark wasn’t expecting it. he’s p-ssed!
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