red vines

1. a popular candy, similar to twizzlers and vaguely reminiscent of licorice.

2. the favorite snack of one ron weasley and one harry potter.

3. your favorite aimee mann song.

4. your favorite color of vines besides green vines.

5. your favorite way to say “red wines” in a german accent.
“red vines – what the h-ll can’t they do?” – ron weasley, avps
the totally awsome snack featured in a very potter sequal. they are useful and tasty replacements for wands.
ron: ‘stupefy,red vines, what the h-ll can’t they do?’
a supermegafoxyawesomehot snack favored by a one ronald weasley. has been known to have magical powers and can do anything. they are known to be totally awesome.
of course. everything tastes better with redvines.
a sugary theater snack that is one half of crazy delicious, along with mr pibb.
mr pibb + red vines = crazy delicious
when two p-n-s’s intertwine

adj. redvining
i redvined that man’s c-ck yesterday
1) a tasty snack that is red and cherry-flavored. came out before twizzlers. if people say they like twizzlers better than red vines, they seriously have a problem (unless if they’re darren criss or joey richter or any other member of team starkid).

2) the delicious snack that harry potter and ron weasley discover they both like in team starkid’s a very potter sequel. ron is always eating them in this musical. near the end when peter pettigrew is about to kill harry, ron, hermione, sirius, and lupin, ron hold a red vine up to peter and yells “stupefy!” then ron takes a bite of that red vine, saying, “red vines—what the h-ll can’t they do?”
ron: hey do you want a red vine?

harry: yeah, sure.

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ron: what is your favorite snack? 1, 2, 3—

h & r: redvines.

ron: what’s your favorite color vine other than green?

h & r: redvines.

ron: what’s your favorite way of saying ‘red wine’ in a german accent?

h & r: redvines—oh my gosh!!!
a tasty treat that mixes well with mr. pibb.
mr. pibb and red vines equals crazy delicious.

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