Red Wine Cork Surprise
occurs when a female squats over a male’s face to receive c-nn-l-ng-s, then reaches between her legs, pulls a tampon out of her v-g-n-, and menstruates on the man’s face.
bruno: dude, how’d you get those red stains on your eye gl-sses, man?
james: last night i was going down on my girlfriend and she totally red wine cork surprised me! it was lovely and amazing.
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