red yo-yo
after you blow your load, inside the v-g-n- during a girl’s period, it is the combination of c-m and blood clots dangling on the tip of your d-ck when you pull out.
my girlfriend wanted me hard again after f-cking her during shark week. she went to blow me but gagged on the red yo-yo.
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