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  the ability to handle tasks while listening to multiple audio devices simultaneously. i am very audiodextrous at the salon while talking to my stylist, the television and stereo are playing in the same room.

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  uploading two times in one day “ok guys i think there is to much news today, looks like a double upload”.

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  the slimy layer of lube and feces left behind after -n-l footing. i’ll join you in the hot tub as soon as i wash off my mud slippers.

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