Redbank West of The Rockies Tour
this is an act to only be attempted by people who are very s-xually adventrous, flexiable, with good insurance, and a tolerance for concusions. to be considered a complete redbank west of the rockies tour one and one’s partner/s must complete a/an alaskan pipeline, washington candy apple, oregon log jam, california carrot, arizona chilidog, hawaiian muscle f-ck, idaho slider, utah jaw dropper, and nevada deposit box within 12 hours.
carolyn did not have enough money to see the sites west of the rocky moutains so she asked ron and josh to give her a redbank west of the rockies tour. they were only happy to oblige her since they were some seriously messed up f-ckers.
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