Redding

to have s-x with a girl on her period
i was redding this girl last night. i would never do that again.
to be extremely hairy and gross.
i was watching a 70’s p-rno flick and the chick had a full redding downstairs.

i saw this b-m on the street and he was so redding he looked like a wookie.
#reding #hairy #shaved #furry #fuzzy #gross #disgusting #sasquatch #wookie
voted the best small town in ct, redding retains authenticity in the face of prevalent mini-mansion developments found in the rest of fairfield county. looking for a gas station, restaurant, or atm? good luck. roads rarely accomodate two cars at one time, but this doesn’t stop us from pushing 60 mph. although a percentage of adolescents attend private school, most of the youth in redding develop their drinking stamina in the grips of public school. it’s safe to say that most barlow students have tried most drugs by highschool graduation. kids have known eachother since their requisite involvement in youth soccer or lacrosse, and your best friend’s dad was the coach. “best car” in highschool was awarded to a super-expensive suv, but the car you loved the most were your friends’ old school volvos and you mostly traveled around in h–rdes of jeeps. we push drunkenness beyond all social acceptability, and listen to music that you will never hear on the radio. popularity is a meritocracy; interesting people reign. also, we’re proud to be from a blue state and while the rest of fairfield county voted for bush, we were kerry all the way. see you at the late night funk party!
he won the 30-rack challenge when he was 17? he must be from redding.
#redding #connecticut #fairfield county #barlow #reading #new england
1. the hottest place on earth north of the 40th parallel!
2. about 100,00 people live in redding.
3. redding has almost every chain store imaginable!
4. the mall sucks.
5. there is an infinite amount of stuff to do outdoors.
6. there has been a huge influx of so-cal and central cal people moving up to redding, which brings some money, but also all the bs that goes along with those people.
7. redding is also the capital of the non-official “state of jefferson”
1. this place is as hot as redding!
2. there’s not a cr-p load of people in redding
3. go to redding if you want to work a min. wage retail job.
4. redding needs a new mall!
5. i wish i were in redding, i’m soo bored!
6. redding is the escape for people from the big cities.
7. redding would make a great capital for the state of jefferson!
#redding #ca #nor-cal #northern #california #shasta #lake #county
redding is a small town (8,500 people) about 1 hour outside new york city that is located in fairfield county. people in redding are cl-ssy and of course preppy. most likely if you live here one or more of your parents commutes to nyc by train. parents make loads of money, partic-p-te in c-cktail parties, and play tennis and cart around their younger kids to soccer and lacrosse practice. teenagers have nothing better to do then spend their parent’s money on expensive clothes, drugs and alcohol because there is nothing to do. yet, they still manage to take home state championships in sports such as soccer and basketball and eventually go off to the ivy leagues. do not be surprised to see parents partic-p-ting in drinking events right next to their kids. if no one is around in the summer; you can take a car ride to cape cod, martha’s vineyard, nantucket and discover a lot of people from redding there. pop your collar. finally, don’t be alarmed if kids between the ages of 13 and 17 fit the description of an alcoholic.
jim: how much money does your dad make?

bob: 190,000 a year

jim: omg i feel so bad for you. your family is poor why didn’t you tell me? you can’t live in redding then.
#rich #white #prep #cl-ssy #soccer #lacrosse
a smallish city, vastly expanding, consisting mainly of caucasians. those residing in redding who aren’t caucasian usually stay in groups of large numbers, since a large part of the white population are racist -ssholes. residents are usually one form of white trash or rednecks, sl-tty wh-r-s or actual prost-tutes. filled with tweekers, ignorant morons, and religious fanatics, this is a city that no one ever visits voluntarily, but once someone ends up in redding they find it extrmely difficult to ever escape. a vast black hole of filled with sh-t, and very few intelligent persons.
“we traveled through the northernmost area in california until we came across a somewhat interesting looking place called redding, little did we know it was actually a vast sh-thole filled with mornonic tweekers and sl-tty wh-r-s.”
#redding #sl-tty #california #nor cal #northern cali #tweekers #crystal meth
babies born with this surname are automatically bestowed with a high level of awesomeness aswell as being gifted with creativity. they are often pretty good singers and musicians. they can be found to either be redheads or have the redhead gene (hence the name redding) and are very likely to be random, can be found hugging tress in thr nude, possessing a quirky sense of humour and to be ridiculously good looking. if you came across a s-xy, yet slighty bonkers redhead/red-tinged hair, they’re likely to be a redding. it is rare to come across one that is bestowed with also an astonishing amount of special super powers and/or aliases such as being a ninja, a cosmic warrior and/or being able to speak to cats, for example. if you do come across one of these reddings, approach with great caution; they’re are a fascinating yet unpredictable species.
otis redding- one of the greatest soul singers of his time

‘the redding brothers’ is an awesome rock band…
i happen to be a redding, having been blessed with virtuoso, and creativity aswell as having the ability to talk to cats and know my way round some nunchucks :p
#redding #s-xy #redheads #bonkers #nutty #random #reading #reding #catninja #cats with thumbs
a small, rich town in southern ct. a place were full rich kids. in redding u have to at least be on a sport team. redding is also known for its high test scores, making the kids very smart and good test takers. around here its proably 95% white and very lil diversity. the girls will be wearin abercrombie, tiffany jewelry, coach bags and uggs and the guys will also be wearing abercrombie , polo shirts and nikes. rarley anyone acts ghetto anymore except for a few people.
jack: redding is so boring

jim: ik

jack: lets go hang out in nc

jim: that sounds fun i have a lot of friends from there.
#ct #new england #rich #white #nikes