Redneck Brakes
a stick,brick,or another you put under your back tire of car/truck to subst-tute for normal brakes.
redneck 1: well there i was, that big sumb-tch truck came right at me.
cop: and this truck had no driver?
redneck 1: nope
cop:(to redneck 2) sir get your brakes fix
redneck 2: well h-ll i had em b-st-rds on musta snapped or come loose.
cop: take it to the shop.
redneck 2: h-ll where are my brakes?
redneck 3: here they are
cop: what the f-ck that’s a 2-by-4.
redneck 2: yep em “redneck brakes” .
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