Redneck Kiss
the act of lighting another’s cigarette with your own cigarette while each others cigarettes are in each other’s respective mouth’s
guy1: (unlit cigarette in mouth) dude i forgot my lighter
guy2: (lit cigarette in mouth) don’t worry i can redneck kiss you
(cigarette tips touch)
(cigarette lights)
guy1: thanks bro
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