redneck tool box
a tool box containing only wd-40 and duct tape. 90% of things can repaired with these two items. if it is suppose to move and doesn’t, then use wd-40 on it. if ain’t suppose to move and does, then use the duct tape on it!
i can fix almost anything with my redneck tool box!
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