Redneck Truck

this is a truck not like any other most comonly a two wheel drive chevy or ford in a primer color with big tires and either hockey pucks or blocks of wood for a lift allowing them to stuff the biggest mud tires in it they can to make it look like a 4×4 usually has a gun rack a boom box a 4 wheeler or snomobile in the bed for extra traction maybey even an old air conditioner hanging out of the sliding rear window possibly a confederate or us flag and lots of sticker to reflect true personality.
hey look at that yeah its a true redneck truck only a redneck puts 33 inch gumbo mudders on a two wheel drive chevy truck.
n. a large american pickup truck owned and driven by an ignorant male redneck. such a truck will have one or more of the following characteristics:

(1) is used primarily for general personal transportation and not for heavy hauling.

(2) equipped with a gun rack

(3) bears red-white-blue ribbon stickers, yellow “g-d bless the troops” ribbon stickers, confederate battle flag stickers, p-ssing calvin, or other stickers such as “g-d bless america,” the nra, george w. bush, “death to f-ggots, ragheads” and similar christian themes, etc. may be adorned with a jesus fish, although this symbol is more frequently -ssociated with the soccer mom’s minivan or suv.

(4) driven aggressively and in a manner overtly hostile to non-redneck vehicles.

(5) equipped with prominent cb antennas or, increasingly, amateur radio antennas.

(6) is the redneck’s most prized possession, after his woman. even his home has lesser personal and monetary value. the ‘neck will take great pains to wash and wax his truck.

(7) psychologists agree that perceived penile inadequacy motivates the purchasing and flaunting of this truck. the driver often seeks to affirm his masculinity by driving the gas-guzzling vehicle as often as possible and frequently with no particular reason.
every morning, joe drove his redneck truck to work at the peanut factory, and every evening, joe drove his redneck truck to night school where he was finishing his ged. every sunday, joe drove himself and winnie-mae in the redneck truck to the first baptist church and in the evening to the kkk barbeque.