redneck windchime


a piece of art comprised of empty beer cans that have been quickly consumed and shot up with a gun in a redneck’s backyard. then, the cans are hung by string to a piece of wood, thus effectively constructing a redneck windchime.
what’s that lovely sound i’m hearing in the wind? oh, i made me a windchime last night. it’s hanging on the side of the trailer if you wanna see it. after we done drinkin’ this six-pack here, we will shoot up the cans and i will help you make a redneck windchime for you too.

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