redneck yoga
redneck yoga (noun):
1) the process of having wild s-x while listening to the john cena rap alb-m.
2) a process used to retrieve the last bud light after it rolls under your iroc camaro.
1) “hold on to the bedsheets, charlene! me and cena are gonna f-ck you sideways!”
2) “aw sh-t earl! you dropped the last d-mn beer under your car! now i have to go all redneck yoga to get it out!”
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