Reed Fail
when a woodwind player (reed woodwinds) cracks, splits, chips, etc. their own reed by accident.
amanda: -walking around- hey guys, i finally got a new reed- (psffk!)
melissa: what was that?
amanda: i just split my new reed…
melissa: reed fail!
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