reed wiesman
a way of reading a book about a wise man while jerking off with sock you found under your dad’s bed. after -j-c-l-t–n, you put the sock on and can’t take it off until you finish reading the book
i was pulling a reed wiesman with my dads sock and i didnt finish the book for 2 days. that c-m sock stayed on my foot until i finished the book.
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