Regalities
a word borne of a shamanic morning stumbling through the streets of north west london whilst smashed up on 2c-i. it is used to greet peasants, serfs and those who generally owe allegiance to your most n-ble stature within society. it may be freely interchanged with the less formal version “regals”.
peasants: “all hail! we are in the presence of royalty”
monarch i.e. me: “may i bestow regalities upon you townsfolk. you may rise.”
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