Regina Sphinkter


when someone encircles your b-tthole with their finger (preferrably pinky) while orally stimulating you, gradually easing the finger inside of you until they are knuckle deep in your p–per. surprisingly sensual and recommended for uninhibited and particularly dirt nasty couples. named after the equally surprisingly erotic musical artist regina spektor.
me: dude, wayne gave me a regina sphinkter last night unexpectedly and who knew i was such a filthy, filthy wh-r-!

them: um, everyone?

me: that’s beside the point! reg sphinks rule!!!!

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