regret burger
those things you buy when you are drinking and then regret the next day
friend: what do you have planned for tonight?
you: well, probably going to drink a bottle of vodka then have someone pick me up a sack full of regret burgers and put them into my face.
mcdonalds worker: can i interest you in a value meal tonight?
you: no. please put 10 mcdoubles in a bag.
friend in p-ssenger seat: mmm… regret burgers. good planning.
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