Regular jackoff
also spelled “regular jack-off”, the term is used in the adult swim show metalocalypse to describe anyone that is not in dethklok. mostly applied to fans of the band.
toki: what’s this place called?
skwisgaar: this is, i believes, called food libraries.
(the two practice saying “food libraries”)
pickles: it’s called a grocery store, ya douchebags! i’m sorry about douchebags. i got… got low blood sugar.
nathan: alright, here’s the deal: we have to do our own shopping so we can make our own dinner like regular j-ck-ffs do. now you’re all in charge of putting together one dish. and don’t just buy booze! that ain’t food!
murderface: what do you mean, “booze ain’t food?” i’d rather chop off my ding-dong than admit that!
toki: you’d rather chop off your ding-dong than not drink?
murderface: yeah!
toki: wowee!
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