rehearsal dick
the old d-ck you have to get, before you get all the new d-ck, because it’s been a while since you had d-ck, so you have to reacquaint yourself with the ways of d-ck.
“we’re definitely gonna have s-x soon…i’m nervous though, i haven’t had s-x in aaaaaaages”
“you need to get yourself some rehearsal d-ck first, reacquaint yourself. get the old little black book out.”
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