Rejectionista
old veteran singles site female (usually over age 55) who gets a facelift, puts on tons of makeup, dyes her hair so the white doesnt show, posts chemically madeup pictures in her single profile of her with a silly juvenile smile on her carefully disguised old face….and thinks it makes her too good for any interested men on the singles site so she winds up dying of unrecognized loneliness someday as a stubborn single who rejected everyone.
the old rejectionista turned down every one of us marriage minded guys so we all laugh at her.
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