rejig
to reconfigure or -ssemble in a different way. to modify an existing status to achieve a desired effect.
to increase my stopping power i had to rejig my car’s brakes.
i can get faster internet access after rejiging my router’s configuration.
to completely reset something back to its original formating or settings.
example 1:
person 1:hey man my bro just downloaded 2 gigs of p-rn onto my computer 1 gig of which is just viruses
person 2: ah man now you’re gonna have re-jig it, dude that’ll take so long
person 3(person 1’s bro):hah you like the present i left you?
example 2:
person 1: omg man my f-cking new mazda rx-8 has this awesome rotary engine
person 2: hah why would you buy one they need to be re-jigged every couple of months
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