REJUVENOMICS
the science of anti-aging and life extension.
boyfriend:”your mom has aged quite gracefully.”
girlfriend:”she re-married well.between cosmetic surgery…spa
visits…and hormone therapies…her rejuvenomics
budget is somewhere around 8grand a month.”
boyfriend:”makes me wanna go to med school.”
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