Rekers
(v.) – a man who advocates h-m-phobia and the gay to straight transition while being closeted himself. usage: (past)he rekersed on his vacation and came back with herpes.
(proper noun) a person who advocates the transition from h-m-s-xual to straight. a person who is bigotted. a closeted person who is selft hating and loathing. a person who believes that family values only consists of a man and a woman living together.
(v.) (past)he rekersed on his vacation and came back with herpes. (present) he is rekersing in bermuda with some teenage boy. (future) i can’t wait for my vacation so i can rekers with that boy from rentboy.com.
(n.) rekers is such a d-ck.
also called the “long stroke,” the reker is a complicated s-x act consisting of a caress across the p-n-s, thigh, and -n-s over the b-tt cheeks. favorite s-x act of george rekers, an anti-gay activist, co-founder of the family research council, and fan of gay prost-tutes.
oh lucien, come give big daddy george a reker.
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