REKiN

one lacking in common sense and/or basic intellectual capacity. moron, idiot, fool, dummy, imbecile, r-t-rded person. commonly used to refer to a person of low intelligence, but also one who offers little value to society and who is perceived as a loser or failure. more precisely, a good-for-nothing idiot or an unproductive b-m with a pathetic existence. slang term which has become part of modern internet forum vernacular, particularly on south asian message boards. derogatory term.

hey rekin, you’ve contributed nothing to this community other than serving as an idle b-m of a loser with no life, no women, and no reason for waking up in the morning.

get a life! you’re just another rekin! lol!
n. term coined recently for its universal use in referring to an uncouth, uncultured, or oafish character. a rekin does not usually connote a “born loser”, but rather a dim-witted riffraff who is a product of his environment or upbringing. as a result, a rekin is perceived as a vagabond type figure who civilized society has marginalized and has little or no use for. a prototype rekin will offer little substance, lack intelligible conversation, and for the most part will be worthless and often repet-tive to the point of utter boredom. such is the nature of a rekin, who is always considered to be expendable.

it is often the case that a rekin will be abused or treated like a rag doll by his superiors and often his equals as well. nontheless, a rekin strives to maintain his subservient role and will be hesitant to oppose his master(s). he is indeed a “yes-man”. in modern day slang, this connotation of a rekin may be well summed up with the phrase “a complete b-tch”. in this way, a rekin makes himself seem to be a bit less expendable.

man, i don’t want to do this job. it’s so beneath me. get me a rekin to man this operation.

you little puppet, why don’t you grow a spine and stand up to your boss for once. don’t be such a rekin.

the only reason why you’re able to keep your job, you incompetant idiot, is because you’re such a rekin.

bend over b-tch, and i’ll make you my rekin!
n. a slave with no opinions of his own. someone you keep as part of your team just to have a b-tch -ss around. otherwise though, a rekin is nothing more than a piece of cr-p. a rekin commonly gets raped up the -ss and will take it like a b-tch. that’s why his boss(es) allow the rekin to stick around because he makes for a good puppy dog or cheap wh-r-.
you f-cking rekin, i’ll smack that smile off your face.

rekin: is there anything else i can do for you, boss?
boss: yea b-tch…kneel!
rekin: yes sir.
boss: i meant with your mouth open, because you’re gonna be deepthroating this, you p-ssy -ss b-tch.

get out of my face you spineless p-ssy..freekin’ rekin.

“watchu keepin that p-ssy around for, man?”
“chill dawg, he more of a show piece plus he my b–tch.”
“huh, but look at him man..he ain’t never contribute, wtf.”
“n-gg- please..you wouldn’t be sayin that sh-t if you knew the kind of c-ck that b-tch sucks.”
“n-gg- fo real?”
“oh h-ll yea..i was gonna fire his -ss yesterday, but he offered to suck my d-ck and look at him now, he’s golden.”
“d-mn rekin.”

quit peepin’ while i’m tryin’ to bang this girl, you desperate masturbating loser. f-ckin b-tch -ss rekin!
most of you are a bit off with this definition. i was around when this term first came about. yeah it means male b-tch, but it refers to a dude on the internet who just does “lol!” to everything like a r-t-rd. a rekin is like a loltard. he’s a b-tch in that way – he just laughs at everything, even sh-t that’s not humorous just to kiss major -ss. also a rekin thinks that dumb -ss sh-t is funny, and he won’t even understand the actually funny sh-t because he’s just a r-t-rded dumb-ss who does “lol” and all “lol” variations (lol, lmao, rofl, hehe, haha, hahahaha, ahaha) to everything.
“yo dude, it’s nice weather out.”
“lol!”

“hey what do you call a pig that does karate?…porkchop!”
“lol!”

“yeah homes, i got layed last night.”
“lol!”

“you mothaf-ckin b-tch, what the h-ll do you keep loling for?”
“lol!”

“can i eat your b–bies with a knife and fork? lol!”
“wtf b-tch, are you freekin r-t-rded?”
“lol!”
“i’ll slap you, b-tch rekin..now shut up with your senseless comments.”
“lol!”
n. cross between a donkey and a camel. this is a new slang word that is used as an animal metaphor because of the traditional donkey and camel stereotypes. a donkey is lazy, does no work, and is probably one of the most useless animal species known to man. a camel, on the other hand, has qualities of being an unconditional b-tch. in other words, the camel will allow people to ride on its back with minimal complaints (and minimal water feedings). if a donkey and a camel were to have a lovechild, a new species with a combination of the above named characteristics would be born – a lazy b-tch. thus, metaphorically, rekin refers to just that – a lazy b-tch. to be used when insulting a b-tch like human being who is lazy and does nothing but sit around or loiter (or rather, linger).
no wonder my company is sinking – i have a bunch of rekins working for me.

this idiot wants to sit around and laugh all day. i wish the rekin would do something productive.

my wife does no work during s-x; i have to do everthing. what a rekin!

go make like you’re doing some productive work so you’re not perceived as a rekin.

n. sk-nk -ss ho. dirty biyatch. a sl-t who you can slap the sh-t out of. usually though this refers to a dude. very degrading term. most devastating when delivered in combination with “b-tch”.
i’ll smack da taste out your mouff, rekin!

get the f&ck out ma face ya rekin…biyatch!

“where ma money at, rekin?”
“yo homedogg, i aint make ya none tonite. i wuz chillin on message boards, shootin da sh-t wiff da fems.”
“whachu say, gay b-tch?”
“i say there aint no bread tonite, man.”
“f&ck you best get me ma money tonite fo’ you taste da back of ma hand…b-tch rekin!”

the definition which you are momentarily about to read is unquestionably far superior to any others listed. as an accomplished contributor to definithing.com, i feel it necessary to mention that i will be accepting job offers from webster’s and oxford after my performance here. speaking of which, it should come as no surprise when for some reason, say a year from now, you’re perusing through the latest webster’s, and you happen to come across the word rekin.

so let me just get to it and be absolutely clear, crystal and concise. a rekin is an internet monkey who engages in monkey web activities like the monkey -ss b-tch that he is in order to have long overdue monkey s-x with any arbitrary ugly -ss monkies that his monkey -ss comes across. if you doubt the monkey -n-logy or choose to accept the donkey/camel metaphor, then you clearly do not grasp what a rekin is and are as big a jack-ss as a rekin himself. note that jack-ss in this case is being used to describe a limited caliber and is not being used as an animal reference, for a rekin is undoubtedly just a monkey. in sum, a rekin is a monkey with no b-lls to do his business in any other venue other than the cyber world.

you’ve never heard of a rekin because you don’t surf the web. you’ve never witnessed some monkey -ss do his sad flirting impression for some monkey s-x.