Re(k)nob-(the k is silent) and/or renob
a danish translation from the root word ‘ren-bhobgoblin’.
1) when a door is unable to be opened due to mechanical failure (broken door kn-b), you have to re(k)n-b the door.
2) a physical anomoly that happens when a male reproductive organ deflates or becomes flacid, very rapidly. usually from fright, fear, unwanted touching from another male, or very strong, unpleasant v-g-n-l odor. the opposite action of a p’fong.
1) “d-mn, the door won’t open. i will need to ren-b it.”
2) “i just saw your gramma’s tain’t when she bent over to pick up her purse. i have ren-b now”
re(k)n-b-(the k is silent) and/or ren-b
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