Relationship delay
the long pauses that occur between replies when texting or chatting with a friend on facebook. this delay can be explained, after investigation, by their preoccupation with talking to their boyfriend/girlfriend, who is also online.
friend one: hey! how are you
8 minutes later.
friend two: oh, hi. sorry, distracted. i was talking to this boy.
friend one: relationship delay..
12 minutes later.
friend two: what?
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