Relationship Maturity
something guys reach sooner than girls. it’s when the old bs of relationships from middle school, high school, stretching into your college days doesn’t really fly anymore. friendzone is one of the things that goes out the window, so are the corny dates, bs drama, and those bs parties. they are replaced with a more mature approach that sets a more mature tone for mirage and life after.
once a girl has reached relationship maturity she will stop the mating dance known as twerking because it will never provide her with a partner that will provide her with food and shelter.
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