relationship pension
n. the benefits one may retain after peacefully breaking up with their boyfriend/girlfriend.
thew: am i ent-tled to a relationship pension?
carmen: are you on crack??
thew: c’mon, why not?
carmen: you called me a trifling c-nt not more than two days ago. consider me enron!
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