relax drank
an “anti energy drink”
it looks like an energy drink from the fancy can and such.
drink two without knowing what it is and call me in the morning because regardless of the time, you’re going to bed.
contains: melatonin, rose hips, valerian root.
based on “purple stuff, purple drank, sizzurp”
with all these legal stimulants in our society: coffee, energy drink, energy pills, soft drinks, relax drank is the only legal depressant.
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