release the cracken
(referring to the monster in clash of the t-tans) used when a boy, misbehaving s-xually, pulls out his hard p-n-s.
she’s so hot, i want to release the cracken.
a warning given just prior to a major release of gas. only to be used in extreme situations in which the sudden loud noise of the flatulence would otherwise frighten the unsuspecting people nearby.
realizing that this was to be no ordinary fart, todd made the announcement in his best scottish accent “release the cracken”, giving p-ssersby a moment to shield their faces, mouth, nose, ears, etc.
shouted when you see a woman’s crotch when she’s not wearing underwear with her miniskirt while sitting down.
inspired by the quote from the movie clash of the t-tans.
“oh my g-d! that chick over there is totally flashing her roast beef to the world! release the cracken!”
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