Release the kraken

to pwn, to kick the -ss of whomever you’re releasing the kraken on
i’m totally going to release the kraken on that test tomorrow
the act of sh-tting after a long period of constipation.
kyle: “man, i haven’t taken a sh-t in a week.”

nick: “dude! it’s about time you release the kraken!”
–verb (used with object) to take a dump / to take a number two, also used when a male is going to pull out his p-n-s
mike is busy releasing the kraken.
hey honey, let’s go to our room and i will release the kraken.
a phrase yelled when using the toilet, taking a poo, flushing a toilet, etc. derived from a famous line in “clash of the t-tans” when “that one guy unleashed that giant sea monster.”
“hold on, i need to take a dump.” roommate- “release the kraken!”
walks into public restroom-(yells)”release the kraken!”
when an angry bull-dyk- pulls out the biggest d-ld- in her -rs-nal.
when martha was finally able to fit her fist into gertrude’s v-g-n-l c-n-l she knew it was time to “release the kraken!”
use the bathroom (#2), take a sh-t
i have been holding it in all day i have to go release the kraken.
to take a m-ssive sh-t
my brother just called me to tell me that he was going to have to release the kraken in his toilet.

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