Relief Tube


main entry: relief tube
function: noun
etymology modern english by adding relief and tube.
date: 20th century

a tube that is used to releive the pilot of an aircraft by inserting his naughty bits in the tube and thus relieving himself. the relief tube is a great pain and embarr-ssment saver for said pilot.
pilot: hey mac, my relief tube is too short. last flight i had to p-ss myself. now i’m not only cold, but i also feel like a f-ck stick.

mechanic: nah, just checked it, your relief tube is factory length.

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