Religious Conflict
what itiots from 3rd-world nations (particularly in the middle east) do when they get bored.
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shi’ite muslim 1: “you wanna go start a war with the sunnis?”
shi’ite muslim 2: “yeah!”
sunni muslim: “well, you’re too late; i’m startin’ a war with you first!”
shi’ite 1: “no your not!”
both parties simultaneously pull out ak-47’s and shoot each other.
that’s religious conflict for ya’.
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