religious jew
while getting a bl-w j-b, right before -j-c-l-t-ng you shove ur p-b-s in her face causing her to choke from your long grown out pubic hair just like the jews head, and at that moment you must yell mazel tov!
in a state of boredom while getting sucked on, i decided to make things interesting by using my…. “religious jew ” ….subsequently the b-tch was blinded for a week
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