rellatiojesus
pr-nounced “re-lay-she-o-jesus”. a combination between “relationship”, “f-ll-t–“, and “jesus”.
noun: a person who has zero s-x or relationship experience, however is brilliant at delivering s-x and/or relationship advice.
person a: you have to make him feel good about himself to make him let his guard down.
person b: you are such a rellatiojesus!
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