reluctant dragon
one of jeanettes all time favorite movies! (i was asleep during it but i so trust her that it rocks)!
cosumer: you need to watch reluctant dragon again!!
dealer: ooh i saw plenty! there was a dragon.. and a rabbit, and i carrot i think?
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