Reluctant Ninja
bad -ss ninja dude born and bread with a destiny to effortlessly kill at will. the only problem is…that he’d rather grow shrubbery and collect retro talking action figures with exotic accents.
client: hey ninja! will ya carry out that -ssasination i’m paying ya for already!
reluctant ninja: (sighs) hold yer horses! can’t you see i’ve still got more shrubbery to shrub here!!
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